PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A